Phrase of the Day: A HUGE STEP FORWARD

Once again, I am writing about a decision, actually two, coming down from the U.S. Supreme Court.  Perhaps "two out of three" is appropriate for how the decisions this week have gone.  After the Court's abysmal decision concerning the Voter Rights Act on Tuesday, yesterday there were two decisions handed down that they got right.  

Both were related to the equal rights issue of gay marriage: a review of California's Proposition 8 and the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA).  Proposition 8 invalidated any and all marriages between same-sex couples.  The Defense of Marriage Act both invalidated same-sex marriages between states that did not mutually recognize same sex marriages and disallowed same-sex marriage partners to be recognized legally as spouses, thus denying them the same legal rights as heterosexual married couples.  In the case of Hollingsworth v. Perry, the Justices voted 5-4 in favor of invalidating the ban on same-sex marriage put forth by Prop 8.  In the case of United States v. Windsor, another 5-4 vote struck down DOMA as unconstitutional.

The backers in California of Prop 8 were deemed by the majority opinion to lack any legal standing to challenge lower court rulings against it.  A technicality, otherwise stated as the case had no place going before the Supreme Court, that resulted in the Justices describing the petitioners' arguments as "unpersuasive".  California Governor Edmund "Jerry" Brown has directed that, once the injunction has been confirmed by the Court of Appeals to have been lifted, counties in his state begin issuing marriage licenses for gay couples.

Here are excerpts of the Court's ruling:
     "DOMA violates basic due process and equal protection principles applicable to the Federal Government.  The Constitution's guarantee of equality 'must at the very least mean that a bare congressional desire to harm a politically unpopular group cannot' justify disparate treatment of that group."
     "DOMA's principal effort is to identify a subset of state-sanctioned marriages and make them unequal."
     "By creating two contradictory regimes within the same State, DOMA forces same-sex couples to live as married for the purpose of state law, but unmarried for the purpose of federal law..."
      "This places same-sex couples in an unstable position of being in a second-tier marriage.  The differentiation demeans the couple, whose moral and sexual choices the Constitution protects... [a]nd it humiliates tens of thousands of children now being raised by same-sex couples.  The law in question makes it even more difficult for the children to understand the integrity and closeness of their own family and its concord with other families in their community and in their daily lives."
     "The power the Constitution grants it also restrains.  And though Congress has great authority to design laws to fit its own conception of sound national policy, it cannot deny the liberty protected by the Due Process Clause of the Fifth Amendment."

Couldn't have said it better myself.

As with the Voting Rights Act debacle on Tuesday, the same question can be asked of me, in terms of my being heterosexual.  What stock do I have in this?  As a heterosexual, none.  My heterosexuality is only a part of me, as is anyone's sexuality only a part of them, but as a human being and a citizen of the United States, my stock is big.  Equal rights should be given equal time for everyone.  Be a full and complete member of this society.  Love who you want to love. 

The fight for equality is not over, not by a long shot, with these two Supreme Court decisions.  Whereas as the judges' decision regarding the Voting Rights Act was a huge step backward -- was it ever! -- these two decisions collectively represent a huge step forward.  As a fellow citizen of this country, I celebrate with my LGBT brothers and sisters on this momentous occasion.

My feelings about the Supreme Court expressed in yesterday's posting have not changed.  I do still feel it is the latest bastion of tearing this country apart.  However, they got these two right.  The fact that my opinion is that the Court is two for three this week speaks nothing to equal protection under the law: it is not a law of averages.  

Celebrate today, fight on tomorrow!

Terry

Words of the Day: DISMANTLE & DISENFRANCHISE

Yesterday, the United States Supreme Court, in a decision that can be described as infamous rather than famous, rewrote history by unraveling forty-eight years of a key piece of civil rights legislation.  In addition, they negated the fight for that piece of legislation which took place for many, many more years than that.  It was a fight that not only included serious and, many times, heated debate, but also much physical pain and death. The piece of legislation to which I am referring is the Voting Rights Act of 1965, signed into law by then-President Lyndon B. Johnson just over a year after his signing of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.  Yesterday's vote by the Court was unnecessary and disgraceful.

[President Lyndon Johnson at the signing of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 into law.]

Their 5-4 decision yesterday was in favor of striking down a key provision of the Voting Rights Act.  That provision, Section 5 of the Act, required certain states and counties where voter discrimination against black Americans was rampant to get "pre-clearance" from the U.S. Justice Department for any changes in voting procedure.  This was to prevent any attempts to suppress the vote among black voters.  The states that are currently affected, as of 2008, are Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, South Carolina, Texas, and Virginia.  In addition, counties in California, Florida, North Carolina, and South Dakota, as well as townships in Michigan and New Hampshire are included under the Act.

The Act has been up for a vote four times since its initial enactment, on whether or not to uphold temporary sections and provisions of the Act.  In 1970, 1975, 1982, and 2006, they have remained upheld.  In the last congressional vote, it was upheld by a 390-33 vote in the House of Representatives and a unanimous 98-0 vote in the Senate.  On July 27, 2006, then-President George W. Bush signed the Act's reenactment into law for another twenty-five years.

The Act should not have needed revisiting until the year 2031.  Yesterday's vote stunted that.

The reasoning, if it could be summed up in one word, is that the provision, the very core of the Act, is "irrelevant".  In his majority opinion, Chief Justice John Roberts wrote that things in this country regarding racism and racial voting discrimination have changed for the better, arguing that discrimination, which he openly admitted still exists, is far different today than it was in 1965.  True, but has it changed enough?  Notice he doesn't say racial voting discrimination no longer exists or is at such low levels as to deem it irrelevant, just that the provision of Act is irrelevant.

"While any racial discrimination in voting is too much, Congress must ensure that the legislation it passes to remedy the problem speaks to the current conditions," Roberts continued.  He described the way the areas covered by the Act is determined as having "no logical relation to the present day".  That's funny, it has been in Congress, the very body the Court said should be in charge of rectifying this, that has been where attempts to suppress the vote, including local governance.  (Hint, Justice Roberts: while less, racism still exists.)

As soon as the Court's ruling came down, Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott announced that "the state's voter ID law will take effect immediately" and "redistricting maps passed by the Legislature may also take effect without approval from the federal government."  (The same was attempted in Texas in 2011, and put in place and struck down by a federal court in 2012.)  Redistricting maps, also known as gerrymandering, is one way of suppressing and intentionally swaying voter turnout.

Judge Roberts also cited how the Act states that "all changes to state election law -- however innocuous -- [are halted] until they have been precleared by federal authorities in Washington, D.C."  It is the issue of something being innocuous that raises a red flag for me.  Sometimes, it's not even on a statewide level, but on a local level, as in a county, that this gerrymandering takes place.  One example is how Ohio Representative Dennis Kucinch lost his congressional seat in last year's midterm elections because of county redistricting.  

Moving a polling place from one side of town to other or limiting voting hours (in an effort to "save money" or because of a "lack of volunteers") may seem relatively innocuous on the surface.  For those who miss out on voting because of these moves -- maybe because of their work schedule or their inability to get, say, across town to the polling station for lack or limit of public transportation -- those actions are nothing less than disenfranchising.  The smokescreen on how innocuous these moves are is becoming thinner and thinner.

In her dissenting opinion, Judge Ruth Bader Ginsburg noted how the overwhelming House and Senate votes in 2006 were an obvious sign that the country remains in favor of these provisions staying intact.  She cited numerous legal cases in which attempts to deal with this issue piecemeal proved time and time again to be not sweeping enough and ultimately ineffective.  She wrote that the Voting Rights Act of 1965 was enacted as a response to "a century's failure to fulfill the promise of the Fourteenth and Fifteenth Amendments of the U.S. Constitution." 

In her expression of the role of the Supreme Court in this case, Judge Ginsburg notes that any evidence given for a reauthorization should show less evidence of what is at the center of the argument -- thus, the law or statute is working -- than when initial presentations were made.  She wrote, "If the statute was working, there would be less evidence of discrimination, so opponents might argue that Congress should not be allowed to renew the statute.  In contrast, if the statute was not working, there would be plenty of evidence of discrimination, but scant reason to renew a failed regulatory regime."  Clearly, Section 5 has been in place for nearly a half-century and has been working for just as long.

What about if it wasn't in place, either by non-renewal or striking it down as unconstitutional?  We will now find out, with Texas and Arizona, two states that had been affected by Section 5, leading the way.

Redistricting, voter ID cards, "voter protection", limiting or eliminating early voting, and voter rolls purging have been become commonplace enough to be called prevalent.  Names like Texas Governor Rick Perry, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, and Pennsylvania House Republican Leader Mike Turzai, among others, have usurped ... no, they have tried to usurp more important names and places.  Names such as the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, Thurgood Marshall, Julian Bond, Dick Gregory, James Bevel, and many others...and such places as Selma, Alabama; Montgomery, Alabama; Birmingham, Alabama; Memphis, Tennessee; and on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C.

And those who gave their lives in the fight for equal rights -- sometimes while intentionally standing up for them, some while doing ordinary non-protest activities -- can never be forgotten.  Some of their names include Emmett Louis Till, Willie Edwards Jr., William Lewis Moore, Medgar Evers, Rev. James Reeb, Viola Gregg Liuzzo, Vernon Ferdinand Dahmer, and, of course, Rev. King. 

As a white male, it is easy, and I would argue logical, to ask why I am being so emphatic on this issue.  Fair enough.  Here's why: civil rights are not just for blacks, but for everyone.  When some faction of our numbers is denied equal rights, we are less of a nation.  No, it doesn't affect my money, bank account, type of clothing, social status, etc.,  but civil rights are human rights.  As a human being, it is illogical and inhumane to me to fight or argue against them.  I'd want to do the same and would want the same to be done for me.  Wouldn't you?  It really is that simple to me.

Another idea I had for the title of this blog was "Term of the Day: IN VAIN" because it seems, at the onset, that all of the hard work, the loss of life, and the struggle itself were all in vain.  Indeed, it seems that way...at least for now.  The fight was never fully over.  Major victories, like the Voting Rights Acts of 1965, have occurred, and those victories are great and necessary.  The Supreme Court's ruling yesterday dismantled all of that struggle, and set us back forty-eight years.  

Like with its vote in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission in 2010, the Supreme Court has become the latest bastion for the dismantling of the United States of America.  Such a distinction, which seems to have resided with only the Executive and Legislative branches, now resides in all three branches of our government.  "[O]f the people, by the people, and for the people"...makes you wonder what people, exactly, are the powers that be thinking of.

The struggle is, unfortunately, renewed, expanded, and intensified.  The fight goes on.  There is a lot of catching up to do.

Terry

Word of the Day: TIME

Greetings, dear readers!  

Today's blog posting is a special one for me because it marks the one year anniversary of this blog.  It was on June 19, 2012, that I wrote the first entry on this blog: Phrase of the Day: TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT.  The subject was bullying and a case at an elementary school in Texas was highlighted.  While not a prolific writer on this blog in terms of frequency of postings, in addition to bullying, issues covered have included immigration, mass shootings, xenophobia, euthanasia, and freedom & responsibility, among others.  

I have had readers not only in the United States, where I am based, but in such varied locations as Sri Lanka, Vietnam, Israel, Germany, Brazil, Ukraine, France, United Kingdom, Poland, Japan, and Palestine, among many others.  While I know that the Internet is worldwide, I am consistently blown away to the interest in my blog from persons around the world.  To all of you who have read this blog, I say thank you so very much and please keep coming back.  If you like this, please spread the word.  We all have great thoughts; these are just mine.

The traditional gift for a first anniversary is paper, just as silver is for a twenty-fifth anniversary and gold is for a fiftieth anniversary.  The modern gift for a first anniversary is clocks.  Clocks, of course, relate to time.  Time is many things to many people.  To some (i.e. a scientist or, perhaps, a philosopher), it is simply a construct, not an actual reality.  To others (i.e. a child waiting for summer vacation or wanting to be older), it doesn't go fast enough.  To others still (i.e. that same child at the end of summer vacation, someone who is older in years, a parent watching a child grow up), it goes too quickly.  I have experienced time as going both too quickly and too slowly...at different times, of course.

Having passed the half-century mark last year, I have found myself seeing time in an additional way.  If you noticed in the right-hand column of this blog, as well as on my profile page, my description reads, "I am a full-time student in the course of Continuing Education at the School of Life."  I would add to that, that time is my class period.  Just as someone can learn something in a thirty-, forty-, or sixty-minute class, "time" is the umbrella term to describe the class period at the "School of Life". 

In my first ten years, I knew a lot, at least according to my parents, but I had more to learn.  At twenty years, what I learned increased exponentially from ten years, but the learning continued.  The same can be said for my third and forth decades in comparison to decades past.  I have been enjoying the learning continuing in my fifth decade, and look forward with great anticipation to what the future holds, what I will learn in the passing of time.

One of the greatest lessons I learned can be summed up in words of first century A.D. Roman philosopher and naturalist Pliny the Elder: "No one is wise at all times."  Oh, how true!

I have also learned another great lesson that the knowledge I have gained over time is not a trophy to wave around or a staff with which I should stick people.  In addition to meeting individuals who were more intelligent or less intelligent than I thought they were, I have learned that knowledge, like most things, has its time and place.  The wisdom is to strike that balance between under-utilizing yourself and overwhelming others. 

Time can also be a hindrance...not in terms of it going too slowly or too quickly, but in terms of personal growth and moving forward in life.  This is most commonly described as being stuck in the past or living in the past.  To those individuals, such phrases as What's done is done and The past is past are appropriate encouragements, if not always well-received, to moving forward in life.  You cannot repeat the past (that is, to relive it over again), except to replicate it in the present...and that is just a repetition, not an initial occurrence.  

Life itself is far more complex, of course, but we have examples all around us about moving on and the passing of time.  Your teacher covers a section of a textbook for, say, a week.  The test on that material is today.  You are being tested in the present on what you learned in the past.  The first time you shop at a new food store, you find where the dairy section and produce section are in that first trip.  The next time you go, you know where they are.  You are able to go to those sections without trying to find them today because of what you learned in your last visit.

"The past is prologue" is a famous line from William Shakespeare's play 'The Tempest'.  Like the prologue of a book, what has been leads into what is and what will be.  The passage from the play (Act II, Scene I) is spoken by Antonio, Prospero's brother, and reads:
She that is queen of Tunis; she that dwells
Ten leagues beyond man's life; she that from Naples
Can have no note, unless the sun were post --
The man i' the moon's too slow -- till new-born chins
Be rough and razorable; she that -- from whom?
We all were sea-swallow'd, though some cast again,
And by that destiny to perform an act
Whereof what's past is prologue, what to come
In yours and my discharge.

It is wise to not get caught up or, perhaps more so, anchored in any period of time in your life.  We live in the present, yes, so we have to be in the moment, but we cannot wish for things to stay the same forever if we like how things are; they won't stay the same.  We cannot become anchored in the past, for we will never grow as individuals.  We cannot even get anchored in the future -- and I'm not talking about simply making future plans or putting money away for retirement -- for we will not always allow ourselves to learn what we will need to know.

At the "School of Life", the past teaches the present; the present is the past's pupil.  You live out now from what you learned then.  The future is the present's pupil -- the present will, at that point, be the past, of course -- and you will live out then from what you learn now.  Learn everything in its due time.  Life live in its due time.  Time will pass in its due time.

Terry

Word of the Day: BALANCE

The recent leak of inforrmation regarding the efforts of the NSA (National Security Agency) to gather information on U.S. citizens, referred to as "data collection programs", has caused a huge stir in Washington and across the country.  The plan, intended to gather information on terroristic activities, caused such a stir because the information gathered has not been solely related to actual persons involved in terrorism, but on vast amounts of the American public in general.  

The leak to the British newspaper The Guardian, a result of the effort of Edward Snowden, who worked as a contractor for the NSA, initially revealed that phone company giant Verizon has been complacent in providing phone records to the NSA.  Those phone records were as detailed as every call you make, every person you call, how often, how long your calls are, etc.  (Mind you, this was not of calls made to/from known terrorist cells or overseas, but all calls.)  Then, news broke of Internet giants also providing personal information to the NSA.

In addition to Yahoo!, Apple, and Facebook, Google is one of those giants.  As this blogging service, Blogger, is owned by Google, I suspect that any views of dissent, as mine will be, might be suspect.

Ever since the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001, the illusion of we would never be attacked on our own land has been broken.  The idea of security, naturally, took a priority.  Over the eleven-and-a-half years since then, however, how security has been approached has been, at the very least, suspicious, in and of itself.  In my opinion, those efforts have been mixed, at best.  

More specific to the NSA issue, there is the standard argument of If you have nothing to hide, then what's the problem?  Well, frankly, the vast majority of American citizens don't have anything to hide, so that is an absolutely valid question.  In fact, if the vast majority of Americans did have some serious things to hide, then the argument of hiding could be made en masse, and perhaps -- perhaps -- could this program be seen in a somewhat better light.  

But the uproar does not stem from a desire to hide something; it stems from fear -- fear that this is just one more attack on our freedom and liberties under a guise of national security.  While trying to hide something is a pretty powerful motivator, especially if what you're hiding is illegal or immoral, fear is an even more powerful motivator.  Hiding something illegal from the government is a poor reason; fear of one's freedoms and liberties continually being eroded is a righteous reason.

If what has been happening in this country for the past eleven-plus years with the initiation of the Patriot Act was made into a movie, it might well be called 'King James Redux'.

One of the ways that the fear that many Americans share became evident in a story that aired yesterday on the NBC morning show 'Today'.  It was revealed that sales on Amazon.com of the George Orwell classic '1984', the book in which the term "Big Brother" was coined, has increased more than 6,000% in just twenty-four hours since the news of the NSA program became public.  (In the video in the above link, it is stated that the increase is 5,800%, but other sources have since listed the jump as more than 6,000%.)  That means that, if '1984' had been selling on Amazon at a pace of around 100 books per week, in that twenty-four hour period, the sales of the same book would have inflated to around 6,100 copies.

Here in America, Big Brother is, and has been, watching.

In that same 'Today' article, President Obama mentions Orwell's book, and says that they have struck a balance in the implementation of these programs.  President Obama's optimism is not shared by me.  

For example, let's say that I am posting on Facebook.  One of the topics covered in my posting is the recent bombings in Boston.  Let's go further and say that one of the things I say is the following: "It's horrible that they got away with the bombing, and they were planning more, but it was good that the President went there."  (Some of you might be a step of ahead of me as far as where I am going with this.)  The statement seems fairly innocuous, doesn't it? To most individuals, it is an innocuous statement.  However, what if someone from the NSA sees this?  Certain buzzwords in that innocuous statement might raise a red flag:"It's horrible that they got away with the bombing, and they were planning more, but it was good that the President went there."  

Now, let's say that I post that in a couple of places on Facebook, write that in a few E-mails, and mention it a few times on the phone.  People who know me well enough personally would know that the reason is that it was a hot topic at the time.  How would people who do not know me personally know the same?

In his 1999 HBO special, 'You are All Diseased', the late comedian George Carlin, speaking more specifically about airport security, although I think it can be extrapolated to a broader scale, commented, "[Americans are] always willing to trade away a little of their freedom in exchange for the feeling -- the illusion -- of security."  His observation is correct because it has been happening more and more, over and over again.  It seems as though people believe that liberty is in opposition to security.

The question here is how can a balance be struck between security and liberty?  If the scales continue to tip in the direction of security (real or an illusion), how far are we willing to let it tip that way?  Time will tell if this latest political hoodwinking is, at last, the turning point.

Terry

Words of the Day: CONNECTED & LINKED

Before I get into today's subject, I would like to extend an apology to my readers for my unusually long absence.  I know I do not post that frequently to begin with, and I knew it had been a great deal of time since I last posted here, but the surprise to me has been that my last posting was about a month-and-a-half ago.  There have been a number of things that have kept me occupied, mostly work on my house and dealing with a poison something-or-other rash which is finally beginning to subside.  I am sorry for the delay.

Several weeks ago, I went to see a film called Disconnect.  The film deals with how technology has pervaded our lives to the point of altering, running, and even ruining our lives.  (For me, personally, I also saw an unspoken, although not fully fleshed-out, commentary on how we have willfully let this happen.)  The film explores several story lines at once (similar to 'Crash', 'Sin City', and 'Pulp Fiction'), in which we see families, a reporter, and a young student dealing with the ready availability of technology and suffering the consequences of that same technology.

One family has only that they are blood-related and live under the same roof as its connections.  Another family has a father as the lone parent of a son who, behind his back, is engaging in cyberbullying.  His cyberbullying is that of the son of the first family.  The reporter, in the sole interest of advancing her career, pursues a story with someone in a private sex chat room, and becoming involved with her subject.

The common denominator is that these characters' connections are shallow, hurtful, false, debasing, destructive, and unfulfilling.

This has crossed my mind before, but the film got me thinking again about society in general and our own socio-self-perception, if you will, in the light of technology as a means of connection.  Before all of this particular kind of technological advancement took place, I remember our means of connecting with one another were face-to-face conversations, letters and cards, and phone calls.  Prior to the telephone, the list would remain at three, with telegraphs in place of telephones.  Prior to telegraphs, the list would be down to two, with face-to-face conversations and letters.  Prior to mail service within a town or between neighboring towns and the appearance of the Pony Express, the list would be down to one...face-to-face.

Don't get me wrong, my point here is not to say all technology is horrible and we need to abandon all of it.  To the contrary, the fact that I can look up information about a country half way around the world from me or that someone half a world away from me can read this is awesome, truly a feat of wonder.  My point is many of us have used this same technology as a sorry substitute of connection, a kind of relational aspartame.

While there are many good uses of this technology, I wonder how many families only have their bloodline and residence as what connects them...how many have used it for their advantage at the expense of others...how many have used it to exploit or take advantage of someone else, etc. What about those who are not from broken families or who don't necessarily have fractured relationships?  They, too, can fall into the trap, more like the illusion, of connection where there isn't really one.

It may seem as though I am mincing words here when talking about "connected" and "linked", especially since both words have the other as one of its synonyms.  Stay with me on this and I will try and make my distinction as clearly as possible.

For the purpose of this exposition, the word "connected" refers to interpersonal connections between and among individuals.  Examples of this would be two friends or a group of friends, a family and all of its relatives, co-workers, and groups.  The words "related" and "relational" would be at the top of the list of synonyms here. The word "linked" refers to the manner in which individuals or groups are joined together.  Examples here would be the Internet, social media, chat rooms, E-mail, and blogs.  Synonyms here would include "technology" or any of the words that I used as examples.

I have used many of the technologies mentioned here, but they have not become my only or primary means of staying connected with friends, save for those who live a great distance away.  For many of us, the fact that we can link with someone has replaced the connection with someone we have, rather than it is merely one means of expressing or living out the connection you have with someone.  We believe that we are connected because we send an E-mail to someone, text chat or video chat with someone or a group of persons.  Isn't that connected?  Again, at running the risk of drawing too wide of a distinction, it is connected, but it really is more linked.  You are linked with someone through technology.

And yet, that means of linkage has taken the place of the air you and someone else breathe together when face-to-face.  It is the emotionless membrane that does not allow, aside perhaps from video chatting, the nuances of looks and body language as a secondary means of communication.  Yes, some of us are more sociable or less sociable than others, but interpersonal connection is hard-wired in all of us.  When talking becomes "chatting" online far too regularly, when the idea of go out and play becomes go out to buy technology in order to play indoors, and when cursive writing is beginning to no longer be taught in schools because it is becoming "obsolete", we have redesigned and redefined what society it...what humanity is.

Connected is a state of being, the "are" of us.  Linked is a means to keep in touch, a "how" of us.  We must be careful, very careful, indeed, to not allow the "how" of us from becoming the "are" of us.  We are well along that path now...

...and we may not notice until it is too late.

Terry

Phrase of the Day: HE'S RIGHT

The bombings at the Boston Marathon three days ago were horrific.  Over 180 persons injured, including over a dozen amputations performed, and three persons killed.  The three persons killed were 29-year-old Krystle Campbell, 23-year-old Lu Lingzi, and 8-year-old Martin Richard.

I could say a lot of things about these bombings, most of it along the lines of This is terrible, When is this going to end?, and Haven't we seen enough?  It all seems inadequate.  

This picture below, however, does not seem inadequate.  It is of Martin Richard, who was killed in the bombing (and whose six-year-old sister lost her leg and mother suffered a serious brain injury), holding a poster he made in school.

It reads:
No more hurting people      Peace

Terry

Word of the Day: OBITUARY

OBITUARY**

Three yards of black fabric enshroud my computer terminal.  I am mourning the passing of an old friend by the name of Common Sense.  His obituary reads as follows:

Common Sense, aka C.S., lived a long life, but died from heart failure at the brink of the millennium.  No one really knows how old he was, his birth records were long ago entangled in miles and miles of bureaucratic red tape.

Known affectionately to close friends as Horse Sense and Sound Thinking, he selflessly devoted himself to a life of service in homes, schools, hospitals and offices, helping folks get jobs done without a lot of fanfare, whooping and hollering.  Rules and regulations and petty, frivolous lawsuits held no power over C.S. 

A most reliable sage, he was credited with cultivating the ability to know when to come in out of the rain, the discovery that the early bird gets the worm and how to take the bitter with the sweet.  C.S. also developed sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adult is in charge, not the kid) and prudent dietary plans (offset eggs and bacon with a little fiber and orange juice). 

A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, the Technological Revolution and the Smoking Crusades, C.S. survived sundry cultural and educational trends including disco, the men's movement, body piercing, whole language and new math. 

C.S.'s health began declining in the late 1960s when he became infected with the If-It-Feels-Good, Do-It virus.  In the following decades his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of overbearing federal and state rules and regulations and an oppressive tax code.  C.S. was sapped of strength and the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, criminals received better treatment than victims and judges stuck their noses in everything from Boy Scouts to professional baseball and golf.  His deterioration accelerated as schools implemented zero-tolerance policies. 

Reports of 6-year-old boys charged with sexual harassment for kissing classmates, a teen suspended for taking a swig of Scope mouthwash after lunch, girls suspended for possessing Midol and an honor student expelled for having a table knife in her school lunch were more than his heart could endure.  As the end neared, doctors say C.S. drifted in and out of logic but was kept informed of developments regarding regulations on low-flow toilets and mandatory air bags.  Finally, upon hearing about a government plan to ban inhalers from 14 million asthmatics due to a trace of a pollutant that may be harmful to the environment, C.S. breathed his last.  Services will be at Whispering Pines Cemetery.  C.S. was preceded in death by his wife, Discretion; one daughter, Responsibility; and one son, Reason. He is survived by two step-brothers, Half-Wit and Dim-Wit. 

Memorial Contributions may be sent to the Institute for Rational Thought. 

Farewell, Common Sense. May you rest in peace. 

** April fools:  I didn't write this.  All credit goes to Lori Borgman. 

Terry